Dad Jokes

Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

"We messed up the keming again guys."

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.